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SaNdEe_526
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Country: United Kingdom
Birthday: 5/26/1988
Gender: Female
Interests: hobbies..got loads there..tv? watch my dad too often..hm...ps2 games can be fun too ..some of them. roller coasters!!!
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Expertise: Screwing things up, usually!
Occupation: Other
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Member Since:
3/19/2003
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| well its me again....i;ve decieded to finally pick up bakc on this site....still sux though. in beijing, things are as usual, lots of car horns, the gray sky, hot hot hot! yeah. cheap stuff, fake stuff....man dvds here are so gd! get them for 10 bux and they are the latest and real! w/ special features and everything too, not those crap ones where you cant even see tghe movie properly,these ones have really gd quality, so i got about 20 of those.....went to drifve golfcars as well, and since ive never driven a real car before, this is the next best thing.....and i'm just really crap...very jerky ride, lol....it was fun though...anyway, i cant wait to go back to hk and then i can actually go do what i want! | | |
| i have a chinese exam today, a real, gcse one! ok its supposed to be really easy compared to the stuff i done before and i've learnt all this stuff in yr2, but still, that doesnt stop you from being nervous! RIGHT. no update for a long time but who cares....i wanna watch
, OUT TODAY!might watch it on my bday but my sis wanna see it too...restrictions here, too strict....its a 15 movie, so anyone below that age can't see it! well i'm gonna be 15 that day, but my sis isnt.....also heard on the news tht ppl under 17 shouldnt see it, w/o parents permission! thats crazy....we've all seen more violent movies than that, esp those kung fu ones, were all used to it anyway....hai....it sux :( | | |
| OK . life officialily sux .
for some reason, it smells like cow manure outside today...it does occasionally, probably cuz of the farmers who use it as fertiliser..i know it mite work, but for us people who want to have a nice game of badminton outside, its not so good! i still haven't thought of how to make the text look clearer...cyan is the only color that works out ok, but the font's too thin. i also realise that my site isnt too popular, so it doesnt matter. another thing, that moving text at the bar at the bottom, why does it show for 5 secs, and disappear again? anybody w/ html experience, help me out here! anyway, browsin again, something i found....i am TOO bored...
Things to Remember:
Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is.
I am having an out of money experience.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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| Actual Questions Asked Of Telephone Information Operators:
C= Caller and O = Operator.
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C: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.
O: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct?
C: Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off.
C: I'd like the number of the Scottish knitwear company in Woven.
O: I can't find a town called 'Woven'? Are you sure?
C: Yes. That's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland.
C: I'd like the RSPCA please.
O: Where are you calling from?
C: The living room
C: The water board please.
O: Which department?
C: Tap water
O: How qre you spelling that?
C: With letters.
C: I'd like the number for a Reverend in Cardiff, please.
O: Do you have his name?
C: No, but he has a dog named Ben.
C: The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators please.
O: You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers?
C: Er, yes.
On one occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told the worried operator:
"I haven't got a pen so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on." | | |
| Hey chek out my sis' xanga! its got a baby pic of her too! http://www.xanga.com/im_100_percent_fizzed lol!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" | | |
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